So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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