STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I supernannyed him into submission
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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