I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
True college students do jello shots in the library
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