): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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