Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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