Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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