i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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