Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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