I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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