I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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