Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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