so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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