So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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