he wants to bone in the snuggie
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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