i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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