so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You made out with two different species that night
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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