spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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