Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Randomize
