i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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