He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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