Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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