Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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