Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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