a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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