Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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