Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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