we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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