so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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