the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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