what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
