where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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