how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
