at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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