oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
sex in a hospital.. check
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
