I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
It's shark week go big or go home
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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