i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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