So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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