remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
And then he peed in my hair
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