You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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