Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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