Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Never underestimate the power of titties
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
