if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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