Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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