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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
be right there i have to get my cape
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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