Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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