sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you would pick up someone in the library
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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