so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
