my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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