Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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