I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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